Comic Relief
2705, 23 Jul 2020In this pandemic, we still need to hang onto our sense of humor.
Here are some thoughts to help you do that:
Finland has just closed their borders, so nobody will be crossing the Finnish line.
* Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes.
There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months. Then around the year 2033, we shall witness the rise of the "quaranteens."
World Health Organization *(WHO) has determined that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously being held in quarantine will be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
I'll tell you a Coronavirus joke, but you'll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to start using old newspapers. Times are too rough.
What do you call panic buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? A Wurst Kase scenario.
In my day, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now you fart to cover up a cough.
The grocery stores in France look like a tornado hit them. All that's left is de brie.
So many coronavirus jokes out there, it's a pundemic.
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