Getting Older

As I get older, I realize:

#1  -  I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

#2  -  I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit.

#3  -  I don't need anger management.  I need people to stop pissing
me off.

#4  -  My people skills are just fine.  It's my tolerance for idiots
that needs work.

#5  -  The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that
down.  I'll remember it."

#6  -  I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.

#7  -  These days, "on time" is when I get there.

#8  -  Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the
sound.

#9  -  Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer
for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#10  -  Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

#11  -  "Getting lucky" means walking into  a room and remembering
why I'm there.

#12  -  When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment.  Now
it feels like a mini vacation.

#13  -  Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.

#14  -  I thought growing old would take longer.

#15  -  Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.

#16  -  I still haven't learned to act my age.

And remember..... Youth is a gift of nature.  Age is a work of art.