Why We Don't Have Guest Speakers

Jeff Penick, while planning for the 2016 reunion, sent an exploratory email to the outspoken Milwaukee sheriff David Clark, inquiring as to whether he could be a guest speaker in Vegas.

The response from the sheriff's attorney (booking agent?) goes a long way toward explaining why we rarely, if ever, have outside personalities appear as guest speakers..  (Hint: One man's "reasonable" is another man's "outrageous".)