Military Guys Find A Scorpion In Their Tent
The Air Force response is CLASSIC............
Scorpion In Your Tent
A man was conducting an All Service member briefing one day, and he posed the question: "What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?
A Sailor said, "I'd step on it."
A Soldier said, "I'd hit it with my boot."
A Marine said, "I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it."
An Airman said, "I'd call room service and find out why there's a tent in my room."