Safe At Last1643, 04 Jul 2016
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) & peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
I disconnected my home alarm system & quit the candyass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani ☪ flags & put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on EBAY) & ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service & other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I’ve NEVER felt safer & I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for my wife & me to wear when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way & security can’t pat us down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Safe at last
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